.........I can move beyond the fear factor. I don't know where I'm going......... and I don't care where I've been. I only know that, as the hero of my own story, it's for me to find out. For, like Alice, I'm on the verge of stepping into a rabbit hole; unless I stop short and play it safe, I'll know soon enough where following my own feet has landed me on this curious venture......... The blissful frailty of unwritten conclusions and unguarded access sweetens the desire........ So............ despite familiar warnings, irresistible promise draws my eyes wide open and away from domestic comfort zones, with only certain inquiry, hope and faith to recommend my course............. I'll never know until I try.........and I will tray......

.............Rabbit, I trust you and I hope you will join me in this journey.......... I know there is not much story with <happy end> but way this one cant be exception.......... everything is possible and miracles can happen .................. only you must believe ...and I believe............I hope you too.........

Customer Service (CS) Rep. : "Yes, Ma'am, how may I help you today?"

Customer: "Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?"

CS Rep. : "Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?"

Customer: "Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?" 

CS Rep. : "The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?"

Customer: "Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?"

CS Rep. : "What programs are running ma'am?"

Customer: "Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now."

CS Rep. : "No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?"

Customer: "I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?"

CS Rep. : "My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased."

Customer: "Okay, done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?"

Cs Rep. : "Yes. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?"

Customer: "Yes I do. Is it completely installed?"

Cs Rep. : "Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades."

Customer: "Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?"

Cs Rep. : "What does the message say?"

Customer: "It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS. What does that mean?"

Cs Rep. : "Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in nontechnical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others."

Customer: "So what should I do?"

Cs Rep. : "Can you pull down the directory called"SELFACCEPTANCE"?"

Customer: "Yes, I have it."

Cs Rep. : " Excellent. You're getting good at this."

Customer: "Thank you."

Cs Rep. : "You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely and permanently gone erased."

Customer: "Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?"

Cs Rep. : "Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go."

Customer: "Yes?"

Cs Rep. : "LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will share it with other people and then return some similarly sacred modules back to you."

Customer: "I will. Thanks for your help. By the way, what's your name?"

Cs Rep. : " You may call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as The Great Physician, but most call me God. Many people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay heart-healthy, but the Manufacturer suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for maximum efficiency. Put another way, keep in touch . . ."

~Author - Unknown ~

Kids On Science

    * Question:What is one horsepower?
      Answer:One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
    * Talc is found on rocks and on babies.
    * The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.
    * When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
    * When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy.
      When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
    * Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
    * While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
    * Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
    * South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.
    * Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
    * Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south.
    * A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
    * There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.
    * There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days.
    * Lime is a green-tasting rock.
    * Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
    * Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
    * Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.
    * We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
    * To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
    * In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
    * Clouds are high flying fogs.
    * I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
    * Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
    * Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does. Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.
    * We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe.
    * Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.
    * Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
    * In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.
    * Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.
    * A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
    * A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.
    * A monsoon is a French gentleman.
    * Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
    * Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound.
    * The wind is like the air, only pushier.

Dzīve tā ir cīņa- līdz pusdienām ar badu, pēc pusdienām ar miegu.
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Ērglis var lidot augstu, toties burundukus neiesūc reaktīvajos dzinējos.
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Darbinieki dara to, ko Jūs viņiem liekat, nevis to, ko Jūs no viņiem gribat.
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Diploms ļauj kļūdīties ievērojami pārliecinošāk.
Ja jūs no rīta pamostaties un detalizēti atceraties visu, kas notika vakar, tātad vakar nekas nenotika.
Tas nav telefona numurs, tā ir cena!
Daudz dzīvosi- ātri vecs paliksi!
Dzerot izjūti sevi kā personību, no rīta mostoties- kā organismu.
Jokot un aizņemties naudu- to nevar iemācīties, tas ir talants.
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Ja iesit pa labo vaigu, pagriez kreiso – un žoklis nostāsies savā vietā.
Ja pēc ballītes paliek pāri alkohols – kolektīvā ir problēmas.
Kurš putniņš agri ceļas, agri visus izbesī.
Nekas tā nenostiprina ticību cilvēkam kā priekšapmaksa.
Ja bokseris slikti atšķir cilvēkus, var gadīties, ka tā nav tikai viņa problēma.
Ideāls vīrietis nedzer, nesmēķē, nespēlē azartspēles un neeksistē.
Dzīve ir viltīga, kad rokās ir visas trumpja kārtis, tā pēkšņi sāk spēlēt šahu.
Vieniem dzīve sākas pēc četrdesmit, citiem – pēc puslitra...
Ja trešo dienu negribas strādāt, tātad ir trešdiena.Cilvēkam ir raksturīgi kļūdīties, jo sevišķi, ja pirms tam vēl padomā...
No kļūdām mācās, pēc kļūdām – ārstējas.
Apnicīgs ir tāds cilvēks, kuram vieglāk ir iedot, nekā mēģināt izskaidrot, kādēļ nedosi.
Atpūta – tā ir noguruma avotu maiņa.
Derīgi ir savu sakāmo saīsināt līdz punktam.
Lidot ar lidmašīnu būtu pilnīgi droši, ja nebūtu zemes.
Dumjam piedzimt nav nekāds kauns, bet kauns ir tādam nomirt..
Zināt savu cenu ir par maz, ja nav pieprasījuma.
Loterija - visprecīzākā optimistu uzskaitīšanas metode.
Labi ir tur, kur mūsu nav, vēl labāk, kur mūsu nekad nav bijis.
Kad sieviete saka, ka viņai nav ko uzvilkt, tas nozīmē, ka viņai nav nekā jauna, ja to saka vīrietis - tātad viņam nav nekā tīra.
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Ja dūmi veļas pa zemi - atgriezies un izslēdz gludekli, ja stāvus kāpj debesīs - var arī neatgriezties.
Nelauzi galvu, vienkārši - padomā
Bērni ir dzīves ziedi, kurus bieži salasa un uzdāvina vecmāmiņai.
Draugu nevar nopirkt, bet bieži dzirdēts, ka pārdod.
Kārtību rada, nekārtība rodas pati
Ja baidies uzbaroties, tad pirms ēšanas iedzer 50g konjaka, tas mazinās baiļu sajūtu.
Vai zini, kā vislabāk sasmīdināt Dievu- pastāsti viņam par saviem rītdienas plāniem.